Yum. It’s like dessert. Almost. Who am I kidding. But at least you won’t feel bad eating it.
Wake up in the morning, usually not feeling like P. Diddy. Definitely don’t brush my teeth with a bottle of jack before I leave (if I brush my teeth at all before I leave the house. Gross? Yes.) Jokes aside, most mornings are rough. When I say rough, I mean hear-the-alarm-put-it-on-snooze-can-I-pretend-to-have-a-terminal-disease-so-I-don’t-have-to-go-to-school/work rough. Part of this is because I voluntarily wake up at 4 AM to go to rowing practice that starts before the majority of the population wakes up. Yes, you are correct, dear reader, I’m stupid. Another part of this is compounded by the fact that I’m in grad school, which means that my nights are spent curled up next to esoteric readings about God knows what. In short, mornings are shitty, but for me, mornings can be made less shitty by having a good breakfast. Or by putting cognac into my three mornings coffees to help me get through the day, but that would be considered alcoholism.
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